Thursday, August 9, 2007

Spam? Spam!?!

Dear Gmail,

Please desist from marking my Google Alerts as spam. They are important. They need to be pored over, labelled, printed, linked to from the website... they are a buffer between me and frazzled bosses and headless-chicken actors and helicopter producers.

Best,
C

Dear HP,

Why didn't you tell me WEEKS ago that you are capable of creating PDFs? My life could have been so simple! Despite the aggravation your omission has caused me I will still be taking you out for a seven course dinner with champagne to celebrate this enormous boon.

With effusive thanks,
C

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